The Wisdom of The Upstate Skier (Truisms, life lessons, pro tips)

Skiing Pro tips from the GOAT.

Shiffrin, “I never want to be surprised on skis”.


"“She rarely skis at 100 percent of what she’s capable of doing, more like 80 percent,” Eileen said in a telephone interview from Switzerland last month."

"“These top-level coaches would tell me that Mikaela was just ripping up a racecourse,” Jeff Shiffrin said in 2013 as he sat in his Colorado home. “And I would say: ‘Yeah, I agree, but she’s just 9 years old.’ And they’d say, ‘What are your plans for her?’
“And I’d answer: ‘Plans? Well, tomorrow she’s trying out for a part as an angel in the school Christmas play.’”"
 
Skiing Pro tips from the GOAT.

Shiffrin, “I never want to be surprised on skis”.


"“She rarely skis at 100 percent of what she’s capable of doing, more like 80 percent,” Eileen said in a telephone interview from Switzerland last month."

"“These top-level coaches would tell me that Mikaela was just ripping up a racecourse,” Jeff Shiffrin said in 2013 as he sat in his Colorado home. “And I would say: ‘Yeah, I agree, but she’s just 9 years old.’ And they’d say, ‘What are your plans for her?’
“And I’d answer: ‘Plans? Well, tomorrow she’s trying out for a part as an angel in the school Christmas play.’”"

Jim Clark, the greatest Formula 1 driver of his time, once said, "I always want to think, I could have gone through that corner a little faster."
 
TOP QUOTES FROM GORE INSTRUCTORS OVER THE YEARS

"Well, Sir, at least your wife won't be as embarrassed to ski with you now."
It's not a successful lesson unless the client isn't crying within four turns.
"So you're a "Black Diamond" skier, Sir. Let's go to Double Barrel and find out."
"Have you considered taking up as bowling as your Winter sport?"
"Yup, played hide and seek with your kids in the Chati glades today. BTW, have you seen them?"
To the frat boys shooting brews in the parking lot at 8:00AM, "You can't say you've been drinking all day, if you don't start in the morning!"
Best tip for teenagers, "Pretend you can ski". They ski the best they skied all day, if not the season.

Have all been used, more to come.
Ski you on the Hill.

64ER
Yeah Tom!
 
"Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith.” – Warren Miller

Warren Miller is like the Yogi Berra of skiing with his quotes.
“Experiencing flow helps a person remember that they are unique. … Just like everyone else.”

 
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