The Wisdom of The Upstate Skier (Truisms, life lessons, pro tips)

[Warp daddy]

Nother one from my Coachin' daze some of my Boyz from da City used

" O man coach ,da Hawk is out " meaning it's colder than hell

 

[tirolski]

Something about pocket beers maybe

 

[Tjf1967]

I've crashed on my mountain bike with eight empty coors cans in my backpack and they acted like air bags.

 

[Brownski]

I've crashed on my mountain bike with eight empty coors cans in my backpack and they acted like air bags.

You see, that’s a real benefit right there. I tend to crush them down to a disc so they take up less room in my pocket. I wasn’t thinking about crumple zones.

 

[tirolski]

Keep Gore Weird.
Fits here.

 

[D.B. Cooper]

I've crashed on my mountain bike with eight empty coors cans in my backpack and they acted like air bags.

That right there seems like cause and effect.

 

[Sbob]

I've crashed on my mountain bike with eight empty coors cans in my backpack and they acted like air bags.

??? Were you riding backwards?
Man that must have been a doozy of a crash.

I crashed at Tuckerman with a Kaiser roll in my backpack and it was a pita afterwards.

 

[tirolski]

Check the road(s).

https://twitter.com/x/status/1742191953398096107

 

[SayvilleSteve]

colder than a well digger's ass

 

[Brownski]

Check the road(s).

https://twitter.com/x/status/1742191953398096107

My wife sent that to me a few days ago. I think that’s exactly when the snow is supposed to arrive. Hopefully somebody is watching the weather