Next step for you Harv is to go to a Ford dealership and try laying down diagonal across the bed of a Maverick. It’s probably still too small but maybe they’ll come out with a regular or extended cab and a longer bed in the meantime. Or Toyota will finally make a hybrid Tacoma
Sounds more like you need to start a Van thread
Hell with that thing you don't even need a house.
Got that groovin' 70s paint job, yo.