What have the rest of you guys got?
It's the late 90s (97/98 season I think) I'm working at Killington at the time and I'm absolutely thrilled to be living ON THE ACCESS ROAD and under a bar. The place was a defunct hotel. It was a total dump. I rented one room for almost no money. ...I'm sitting in the common area watching TV and drinking a beer...
I hear a noise and look over my shoulder. One of this guys friends just opened the fridge. I keep an eye on him cause I figure he's gonna try to take one of my beers. Oh shit! He is so drunk he thinks it's a urinal! I jump up and yank him back. He's so wasted I am able to throw him like a rag doll. Of course he doesn't stop peeing.He throws a big yellow arc across the wall, right over his sleeping buddy. I watch him go down, completely dumbfounded by what I'm seeing but I am aware enough to step back and not get peed on. Never saw that before.
Oh fuck. I had two big bags of fruit in there.