The Joke Thread

[gorgonzola]

One of my co-workers showed up in the office this morning with a pair of squeaky new shoes

 

[tirolski]

... top ranked Vols baseball team comes to Oxford to play the current top ranked Rebels.
Rebel coach gets to throw the 1st pitch prior to the start of the game.
A football defensive end who’s from Jersey and also plays baseball is the catcher.
Ya gotta have fun sometimes.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1507506979673186307

The above defensive end kid from New Jersey, Tywone Malone, hit 3 homers in the The National Champion Rebels intra-squad scrimmage game today.
This season should be fun too.
He ain’t no joke.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1619448693597536257

 

[snoloco]

Here's one:

What is the most infamous and feared reptile in the State of Utah?

 

[Harvey]

Here's one:

What is the most infamous and feared reptile in the State of Utah?

I think that's a riddle.

 

[snoloco]

Answer: A Cottonwood Red Snake

 

[Brownski]

I’m an upstate skier so that means nothing to me. Dumb it down to snow snake next time

 

[Harvey]

I didn't get it either. A line of cars with brake lights on?

 

[snoloco]

Yep, a stopped or slow moving line of cars with brake lights on. It usually occurs in the Cottonwood Canyons because there's only one lane up and down. Hence the name Cottonwood Red Snake.

 

[tirolski]

This would be funny if it wasn’t an attempt at an answer to a simple question in “competition".