Fast Tracks: Paying to Cut the Line

I get the roller coaster upgrade. You probably only visit a few amusement parks a year. I have waited 2 hours to ride a coaster. As far as skiing goes, a few deep pocket individuals will do this a couple weekends a year. How many can really cough up $50 a day for a fast pass. Although I am amazed at the volume of money people have amassed
 
Although I am amazed at the volume of money people have amassed
If cash wasn’t electronically exchanged it would be a lot of work for folks just to count it all out.
Gives em more time to recreate.
 
gonna start trickling down to me any day now. I’m sure of it.
Waiting since when? The 80’s?

I got a sixer of PBR the other day for 7.50. 10 years ago it was 4 bucks. That’s like what, an 85% increase in 10 years. I doubt wages have kept up with those sort of numbers.
 
Stuart hits it out of the park again

How much do people get paid to type stuff like this?

“We are exploring the opportunity to solve for our guests greatest pain points by becoming one of the first adventure lifestyle companies to provide upgrades that maximize the on-mountain experience.”
 
How much do people get paid to type stuff like this?

“We are exploring the opportunity to solve for our guests greatest pain points by becoming one of the first adventure lifestyle companies to provide upgrades that maximize the on-mountain experience.”
Good question. They should just go back to calling them “preferred customer” programs as in “we prefer that customer over you”
 
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How much do people get paid to type stuff like this?

“We are exploring the opportunity to solve for our guests greatest pain points by becoming one of the first adventure lifestyle companies to provide upgrades that maximize the on-mountain experience.”

The money in my wallet causes me pain when I walk and sit down. I ski faster with the weight and wind resistance removed!
 
get the roller coaster upgrade. You probably only visit a few amusement parks a year.
Plus if you don't end up going, who gives an F. After all it's not skiing.

The worst is being forced to go SOUTH for some early open amusement park, when there is still skiing in the mountains.
 
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