Dog Thread

[Campgottagopee]

#2

 

[Sick Bird Rider]

Dawg days.

 

[Sick Bird Rider]

There's no shortage of chippie hiding places in 12 face cords of firewood.

 

[Sick Bird Rider]

It has been a year since we got Moira and about a year since we last encountered a turtle. It has been a great year but the turtles are are still winning. It is a slow game. The score is now Turtles 2, Moira 0.

 

[D.B. Cooper]

The score is now Turtles 2, Moira 0.

Moira seems to be the definition of "that dog don't hunt."

 

[Sick Bird Rider]

Moira seems to be the definition of "that dog don't hunt."

Except that she has a super-high prey drive. If I had let it go unchecked, I think the turtle may have been attacked. The turtle was just way out in left field compared to a chipmunk or a deer.

 

[Sick Bird Rider]

I found this posted in another group and thought you folks would appreciate it. Warning: graphic descriptions of dog vomit:

The four types of dog vomit and their definitions:

Yellow urka-gurkas: Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture while making a prolonged "uurka-guurka, uurka-guurka" noise (the only noise guaranteed to wake you from even the deepest sleep). After a mad scramble to capture the dog and drag him outside, the episode ends with an indelible line of slimy yellow froth from the living room rug to the back door.

Blap disease: Dog exercises hard and a) eats large mouthfuls of snow (winter blap disease) or drinks a bucket of water (summer blap disease). Within two minutes of returning inside, the dog spews out large amounts of clear, slimy liquid, making a distinctive "blap" sound and sharp percussive noise as it hits the linoleum.

Garks: Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic "gggark, gggark" noises, followed by a prolonges "iiksss" and then loud, satisfied smacking noises. There is nothing on the rug. Don't investigate, you don't want to know.

Ralfs: The dog strolls into the dining room and waits 'til the innocent dinner guests are all watching him. Then, with a single deep gut-wrenching "raaaallff", disgorges the entire week's contents of his stomach on the rug.

Variation: he eats it.

 

[Sick Bird Rider]

@jasonwx do you have a dog? This is for realz.

 

[jasonwx]

@jasonwx do you have a dog? This is for realz.

Lol
I had two kids. Same stuff
But I grew up with a dog.

 

[Campgottagopee]

Doc certainly enjoyed his first ever boat ride.