Benny Profane
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- Joined
- Jul 25, 2020
I heard some good snowboarder jokes recently.The legend I heard was that MRG was among the first places that allowed snowboards, but they had to stop letting them ride the single chair as the boarders were derailing the cable from the top bullwheel upon dismount, due to the push-off required (there's no down ramp at the top of the single). After that ban, a couple of boarders dressed Ms. Pratt down in a grocery store, so she banned them entirely--ya gotta admit, Burton's early rebellious marketing, which was very successful, didn't instill diplomacy into snowboard culture at that time.
Two snowboarders in a car. Who's driving?
The cop.