ELAN 96 RIPSTICKS for sale

[Benny Profane]

May you never collide with a tree at high speed, and need to be rushed to care.

 

[Cork]

I do not have anything negative about ski patrollers, as yes they have a tough “job”. Many of the on Mountain employees have a tough job and are just as worthy for consideration of a bargain on price for equipment.
Ski instructors,

 

[Benny Profane]

You know when it's like 5 degrees, and you and I say, aaaah, F it, I'm drinking today. They have to work. Two shifts.

 

[Cork]

I don’t drink while skiing.
Life is all about choices.

 

[Brownski]

I bet Moresnow will make you a good deal on the ripsticks, Cork. Send him an offer. The more interesting question to me is where does his endless supply of used equipment comes from?

 

[Green light]

What about a poorer liftie?

 

[Cork]

I bet Moresnow will make you a good deal on the ripsticks, Cork. Send him an offer. The more interesting question to me is where does his endless supply of used equipment comes from?

I don’t want or need the skis, just pointing out the hypocrisy