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Lost Irish-Singaporean hiker...in a swamp in the Adirondacks. Glad he made it out.

Ranger Jason Scott was assigned to search the south side of the Dix Pond Swamp. At around 2:50 p.m. that Sunday, he shut off the ATV he was driving and started calling the man’s name. He heard a response. When Scott eventually approached the man, his clothes were shredded, his shoes were falling apart and his face was covered in bug bites and scratches from thrashing through the trees. He was hypothermic and roughly two miles from the trail...

Martin said the man told forest rangers that he didn’t think he would have been able to “make it through the night” if they hadn’t rescued him.

... The three days the man spent in the swamp were filled with cold and wet conditions that, combined with his lack of food and water, led the man to experience what he told rangers were hallucinations — seeing buildings that weren’t there, talking to people who weren’t there and following trail markers that didn’t exist. He described small periods of sleep to the rangers, but they said he had severe lapses in his memory and that it was “tough to nail down details.” Martin said the man looked like he’d been in a bath for three days, with hands “pruned beyond what I’ve ever seen a human’s hands (look like) before.”


 
Lost Irish-Singaporean hiker...in a swamp in the Adirondacks. Glad he made it out.

Ranger Jason Scott was assigned to search the south side of the Dix Pond Swamp. At around 2:50 p.m. that Sunday, he shut off the ATV he was driving and started calling the man’s name. He heard a response. When Scott eventually approached the man, his clothes were shredded, his shoes were falling apart and his face was covered in bug bites and scratches from thrashing through the trees. He was hypothermic and roughly two miles from the trail...

Martin said the man told forest rangers that he didn’t think he would have been able to “make it through the night” if they hadn’t rescued him.

... The three days the man spent in the swamp were filled with cold and wet conditions that, combined with his lack of food and water, led the man to experience what he told rangers were hallucinations — seeing buildings that weren’t there, talking to people who weren’t there and following trail markers that didn’t exist. He described small periods of sleep to the rangers, but they said he had severe lapses in his memory and that it was “tough to nail down details.” Martin said the man looked like he’d been in a bath for three days, with hands “pruned beyond what I’ve ever seen a human’s hands (look like) before.”


It made the Irish news.

"It looked like he had gotten shot in the face with a shotgun” due to the bug bites, Martin said, who added that the hiker's hands were “pruned beyond what I’ve ever seen a human’s hands (look like) before.”

Martin said the hiker thought he wouldn't be able to “make it through the night” if they hadn’t rescued him.

“He had an extremely rough few days,” Martin said, adding, “He told his wife that he was never going to hike that mountain range again."


 
The Jeremy Renner in Tahoe snowcat story has some crazy init.
Seems he’s good dude too. Hope he heals well.
"Mr. Renner went to retrieve his PistenBully, or snowcat — an extremely large piece of snow-removal equipment weighing at least 14,330 pounds — in an effort to get his vehicle moving. After successfully towing his personal vehicle from its stuck location, Mr. Renner got out of his PistenBully to speak to his family member," said Balaam.
"At this point, it is observed that the PistenBully started to roll. In an effort to stop the rolling PistenBully, Mr. Renner attempts to get back into the driver's seat of the PistenBully. Based on our investigation, it's at this point that Mr. Renner is run over by the PistenBully."

 
"The Jackson Police Department says Petunia the pig got out of her enclosure and was blocking the Windy Hill Trail “without a ski pass.”"
Looks to be decent coverage in Cow Hampshire.
 
Billy Faulkner and Johnny Grisham never had to look too far for material for their stories.
"Authorities have arrested a Wayne County attorney and a Texas woman in connection with an alleged kidnapping in Mississippi involving a former Ole Miss football player and a multi-million dollar medical marijuana cultivation project."

Some of the comments in The Perils of Powe are gold.
 
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