Robert's Rants

[freeheeln]

Rant #1: I hate people who ski before winter starts....


I'm talking about you - guy who hikes Whiteface with 0.00000000000000000000001" of sleet and says first turns turns of the season while grinding out their base.


/End Rant

Can't be hatin' on RonKon

 

[Ripitz]

Rant #1: I hate people who ski before winter starts....

I'm talking about you - guy who hikes Whiteface with 0.00000000000000000000001" of sleet and says first turns turns of the season while grinding out their base.

You can’t stop me from loving you.

 

[Robert]

Rant #2: Skiiers stop clicking your poles at the drop in. Unless you are hitting Corbet's, we good. We know you are dropping in, cause you edited your reel to start here. You're not Glen Plake(Pike). Your not the best skiier on the mountain, hell you aren't the best skiier who's even hit that line today. They're not tongs on the grill you just have to click. Why do you guys even have poles anymore??? Do something cooler, say cowabunga or something. Use poles on the flatground to push the way the lord intended. Signed - A snowboarder who ain't got no poles.

/End Rant

 

[Harvey]

You can’t stop me from loving you.

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Love this pic

 

[Ripitz]

Why do you guys even have poles anymore?

I use them on the flat spots to help pull my snowboarder friends and save them from performing the scoot of shame.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Rant #2: Skiiers stop clicking your poles at the drop in. Unless you are hitting Corbet's, we good. We know you are dropping in, cause you edited your reel to start here. You're not Glen Plake(Pike). Your not the best skiier on the mountain, hell you aren't the best skiier who's even hit that line today. They're not tongs on the grill you just have to click. Why do you guys even have poles anymore??? Do something cooler, say cowabunga or something. Use poles on the flatground to push the way the lord intended. Signed - A snowboarder who ain't got no poles.

/End Rant

YOUR DEFINITELY A SNOWBOARDER ROBERT

 

[tirolski]

Rant #2: Skiiers stop clicking your poles at the drop in... Your not the best skiier on the mountain, hell you aren't the best skiier who's even hit that line today. They're not tongs on the grill you just have to click. Why do you guys even have poles anymore???

I alway try to click em a couple times just before I get off the lift...& away I go.

Do something cooler, say cowabunga or something.

How bout “Stay outta there!”?

Signed - A snowboarder who ain't got no poles.

Poles aren’t illegal.

 

[sig]

want to hear a real rant...... start a turn without planting your pole first. hope i am not within earshot

 

[tirolski]

Rant #2: Skiiers stop clicking your poles at the drop in.

Howbout just testing the snow with a couple taps?

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[Andy_ROC]

The irony of a snowboarder telling skiers they do something annoying!